shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
honey bunches of taint.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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