I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
