Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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