I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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