we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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