then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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