Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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