and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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