My pussy is not your playground.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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