Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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