didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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