Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
