Nicole vs. Life
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
its liver damage thursday
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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