I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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