Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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