SEEEEXXX PLEASE
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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