You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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