I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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