Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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