O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
the raccoons are back...
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