THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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