I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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