Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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