I'm jealous of your bromance
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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