She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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