grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize