i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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