We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
