I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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