Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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