we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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