The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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