he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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