This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
PANTIES FOUND
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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