Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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