Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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