How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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