shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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