My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
