What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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