i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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