brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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