Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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