Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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