I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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