I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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