You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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