If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition