I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers