I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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