Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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