It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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