Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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