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i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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